While FC Spartak Moscow might not be the best on the pitch or even close to it, their social media team are undefeated. The club’s TikTok account garnered more than 33 million total likes across their posts, nearly three times the number of citizens in hometown Moscow. They are by far the best football TikTok account and their videos are a must for any football fan.
Moscow’s greatest achievements on the pitch are leading all Russian clubs with a total of 22 trophies and winning the Russian championship ten times. While championships and trophies may seem important to the football club, their success on TikTok has overshadowed everything. Here we review a thread of their top TikToks that will surely knock your socks off.
We start TikToks by getting to know the FC Spartak Moscow team with a classic TV sitcom intro.
It’s not a normal introduction at all as their goalkeeper looks a bit slow, Jordan Larsson hates his Fifa rating and even Alex Kràl’s mother couldn’t tell him apart from David Luiz. It’s more like a group of crazy friends and not one of the best football clubs in Russia.
FC Spartak’s social media team have struck the perfect balance between laughing at themselves and having a silly, sarcastic sense of humor, which is very refreshing to see a great company being so genuine.
The self-awareness that Spartak displays is my favorite part, I think it’s a lot funnier when you can laugh at yourself. Then they tell us about FC Spartak’s unforgettable run in the 2014 Europa League and how they achieved this special feat. Looking back on it to this day, it’s still pretty amazing.
They even took the time to wish football legend Andrés Iniesta a happy 37th birthday by sharing a video of him absolutely destroying their own defence, it has to be respected. It’s hard not to laugh watching Iniesta dribble around their defense as they glide through the air alongside him.
They’ve definitely found their niche on TikTok because they absolutely nail self-aware humor. The next video continues the trend as they share another great moment in club history. It was 2017 and the Champions League group stage was underway, FC Spartak Moscow traveled to Anfield to play one of the greatest games of all time against Liverpool. The rest is history.
While this is certainly the funniest football TikTok account, Spartak aren’t afraid to fire some shots and start some online beef. They’re not even afraid of Cristiano Ronaldo, who personally could be even bigger than their own club.
FC Spartak’s social media team aren’t taking any breaks as they raped Kylian Mbappé right after seeing his penalty kick blocked during the Euros. They posted a nice video of their own players scoring penalties as the background song sounds a bit familiar.
They really aren’t scared of anyone as anyone and everyone could be caught in Spartak’s crosshairs, even full clubs. Arsenal and Tottenham found out the hard way, as FC Spartak boasted they had qualified for the Champions League, they made sure to let the public know that the other teams hadn’t.
Their TikToks aren’t just complete savages, some video ideas are really clever. One of their videos takes a laughable turn by casting Erling Haaland and Mbappé as Moscow’s new transfer targets right off the stage outside their plane window. These sarcastic jokes will never get old.
Have you ever wondered what a Rocket League chat thread would look like in real life? Well, with the TikTok example of FC Spartak, it will be just as boring as in the video game.
Be thankful there are no predefined chats, because imagine the other team spamming “What a Save!” in real life, there is only one way to react to this. We are fighting.
FC Spartak Moscow TikTok is definitely the best sports organization social media account we have ever seen. They are so wonderful that their success on Tiktok might exceed what they are doing on the ground this year.
